Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Top comments
jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
briidontgive_ 0
I think he was being sarcastic
hulababyrock 0
ass hole!!
OneWhoWatches 0
cute
Kayla0290 6
What a dick
scdemonfang 2
thats hella funny i totally wouldve given your bf a knuckle touch if i was there.
daminantion 14
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Islander_fml 5
Sorry, but that's actually a really funny joke. Anyway, by the Christian definition of murder, you technically murder a baby every time you have your period, so I wouldn't feel bad about an emergency contraceptive.
cupcake90210 0
ur bf is a dick
americanscot 0
To 109: It's joke stopping thinking so much about it and ******* get over yourself you dumb bitch.
LadyLane 0
Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. Obviously, she doesn't have a problem with terminating anything before it turns in to a problem, so why can't he joke about it?! More than likely, she had a laugh about it, and surely would no longer care due to the fact she is bump-less. Unless she was forced into taking the pill by her boyfriend, she really has nothing to 'FML' about. Just be thankful that in your country, you can legally have an abortion/have the equivalent abortion pill. In Australia, the morning after pill is available, but while abortions happen, they are in no way encouraged by the government, and in rare cases, the female can be taken to court (although rarely charged) (except in W.A).