Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Top comments
jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
wow, no comment...
DocBastard 40
This is either the most ironic comment I've ever seen or the most moronic. I'm leaning towards moronic...
brighteyes81 0
103 If that a joke then you fail.
lilvampire18 5
oh he's gonna b a great dad. ~ lie
fie3sta27 0
your a jackass I hope it hurt
sueannpalma 7
ydi for being a baby killer
kodak_13 0
wow your bf is a dickhole(:
huzzzzzzahh 2
its called a urethra, get your facts straight
SICchic94 0
WTF are you even talking about? so he made ONE stupid comment sure it was harsh but who are ANY of you ppl to say that OP should dump him? It seems that every single post says something along the lines of "he's an asshole dump him leave him what a dick" well FYI you know NOTHING about OP's boyfriend and who he is and if you really think she is going to listen to you ppl and dump him because he said one thing without thinking which we ALL do then you're all sadly mistaken. Stop acting like smart-asses; you're not funny, you're just making yourselves sound stupid and arrogant.
mask724 7
a child is a gift. but to some, they feel-it's a burden. if you have unprotected sex then be prepared for the consequences. taking that pill was the same as saying I don't want to be burdened.
starshine21 0
that's so mean!
cixelsidgod 0
what do you want him to say? that was the baby frolicking in the gum drop forest in your uterus?
RayeofSunshine 0
A gentleman would have been sympathetic and said "I'm sorry. Can I get you ginger ale and some crackers?", not made some crack about killing a baby. As for everyone else giving this poor girl shit because she took the morning after pill, you don't know her reasons behind taking the pill. Maybe they did use a condom and it broke. Besides, I think we can all agree better to take the morning after pill than bring an unwanted child into the world and raise it with this asshole. Please, break up with him. You deserve better.