Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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bitterfaceplant 0
have you looked at my pic? yes that was serious.
purple_sarah88 0
Gee I can't see why you wouldn't want a baby with him!/sarcasm That's not even how emergency contraception works. "Emergency contraceptive pills will not cause an abortion. EC is not the same as the abortion pill. There is no time when the emergency contraceptive pills available in the United States would end a pregnancy once it has started. Hormonal emergency contraceptive pills don’t have any effect if you are already pregnant." The emergency contraceptive pill prevents your egg from being fertilised or implanting. It isn't perfect but in a less than perfect situation it protects you from being connected to this jerk for the rest of your life, sharing custody and sorting out child support etc just because the condom broke or whatever. He's an insensitive idiot saying upsetting, untrue things to you at an already difficult time. Maybe this is a wake up call about who you have sex with since he clearly doesn't respect you! You deserve better and you will find it one day and then just look back on him as a mistake.
fthku 13
You just can't wait at an opportunity to lash out at men, can you? Most of what you say I actually agree with (in general, not here) and you're smart, but it does seem like you just can't wait to jump at an opportunity to call a guy an ass. It was a joke. You have no right to condemn anyone (guy or girl) for telling a joke, which for all we know, OP laughed at, or the boyfriend regretted saying later. Haven't you ever said or done something which you really regretted doing later? Felt so guilty about? Worried that you came out as this terrible person, but you know you're not?
bariforlife 0
lol this made me laugh
jesskc1 0
:o how mean
Griggy 0
Wow! Your boyfriend is a dick!
MissFukMyLuck 0
I'm sure it is the idea. I know I know some people are emotionally detached from the world, but I'm sure it's an fml because she has the idea of a child which, had she not stopped it would have happened. in some peoples minds that's murder. and her boyfriend is an insensitive pos
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Wow it's a tardfest in here.
diesel42o 0
ehh technocally its the truth
ShadowPunkChick 1
You do realize an emergency contraceptive is not the same thing as the abortion pill right? The morning after pill (as its often called) does not end a pregnancy if it has begun, it destroys the living sperm to prevent pregnancy from happening, and it isn't guaranteed. The abortion pill is what terminates an early pregnancy, its a completely different pill.
danbaseballfan 0
that's so ****** up