Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
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Comments (89)
callofduty4life 0
grow some balls and tell her in person?
ijrnelson 0
Op Deserves it 100%. Woman love nothing more than a shy-can't-tell-you-important-things-to-your-face type after all
epicenur 2
says the dude with a picture of a plastic lightning bolt and pillow fort.
Acousticpixie14 6
Looks more like a giant icicle to me. And a stack of pillows does not equate a pillow fort.
gemdot 0
I agree 100%. OP, be a man and say it to her face. Sending an email is the wimp's easy way out.
wisericky 12
#32, how are you going to hate on #13 when he has that epic game face.
cookie444 0
well at least he took it as a joke....... but i so agree tell her in person.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
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cptmorgan15 2
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Heffir 0
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ElloGuvner 0
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Severed95 8
He should tell her in person. It's much better that way. Don't be shy Op
zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
insanesna1l 0
something tells me his haven't dropped yet
iliketurdles 7
Justin Beiber is OP?
beastxmanx45123 0
14 win.
beastxmanx45123 0
14 that's what I thought when I read that comment to.
wenta 1
that was her hinting she doesn't like you...
EmoLittleBish 0
that's what I was thinking...
enoughgrace 4
that's what she said...
Bobissmall 13
Problem is it could be that yes, A. She was letting him down gently without embarrassing him. Orrr. B. She actually likes him, but as it WAS possible he was hacked, to save her own embarrassment (and FML) she didn't say yes, and played it safe. This is the problem with internet communications :P
techweed 12
#9=FAYUL
ElloGuvner 0
#24 I think you will find that the word you were looking for is actually spelt "F A I L" however it would be better to say "failure" or "you have failed" in this context.
Bobissmall 13
I don't know 35, he did say equals fail. Seems to work!
Jazziieeeeeee 2
wow it's FML dont be such a grammar nazi
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, that's so cold... I'm sorry, darling.
you_and_me_fml 8
Trust me, no girl wants to be told over e-mail.. i agree with #1, grow some balls and tell her in person
triggerit 5
grow big balls and then she will have a chance to keep you by your balls
avatar0810 15
don't tell the girl unless it's to her face!!! everybody should know you can't do that it DOES NOT WORK!!
shorty6823 28
My boyfriend asked me out over Facebook. Going on 3 years in November and we plan on getting married. The internet is not totally useless for that
Cenobyte 10
This is a good opportunity for you. Talk to her in person. If she mentions it to you, you can find out what her reaction would have been if the mail was from you. It's a safe way to see if you should tell her it was you or not. Good luck!
harshallmeim69 9
holy shit are you like Dr love that is genius
kempez3 0
holy shit I am pretty sure this is my friend!!
travisrocker 0
hello