Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
beep_boop 1
WOW!... You really know how to pick them op. YDI for dating an idiot. Hope you get on birth control very soon.
baby1989 0
awww thats ******
spaboolly 26
And you (presumably) had sex with this moron... why?
you_and_me_fml 8
that was funny yet hes an asshole for saying that when you were in pain.. sorry op
BakNBitz 0
one pepe touch?
cptmorgan15 2
Just one?
stevenmx86 8
Why are you whining? You're not the one who had a chance at being born and now doesn't because your mom is a selfish stupid child who can't accept her mistakes...
MollyJones 0
you're an idiot...the morning after pill is not the abortion pill and does NOT make you miscarry. it causes your period to start right away, so any eggs or sperm that are in the uterus are gone. if you're already preganant it would have no effect. do your reasearch before you talk
YouCanHaveACoke 0
Wow, before saying something that awful, research Plan B. She did not kill a baby. Plan B doesn't abort a baby; it simply prevents conception.
stevenmx86 8
lol I admit I know nothing about it but I was going off of what the boyfriend said. Besides, did you expect anything more from a troll on the internet? You guys make my day everyday with your stupid responses. "My gosh everyone! It's the internetz! It's so SERIOUS!"
TaTaTanyaHo 5
#31 it doesn't necessarily cause your period to come right away. It prevents an egg from being released just like the pill. Depending where you are in your cycle, it could actually come really late. I took plan b once and my period came three weeks late
hooligyn123 18
yes.. because every single time someone has unprotected sex they get pregnant... (that's sarcasm) I'm glad you have super powers that let you know for certain the egg would have been fertilized and she definitely stopped it from happening.
DocBastard 40
Oh, it's the classic "I was just kidding! I'm just a troll and you fell for it lololoololol!!" gag. Nice try, stevenmx86. This is the same old bullshit you've been peddling. I'm not sure what pleasure you derive from this, but if this is your idea of fun, then I truly do feel sorry for you.
mcs22 0
I'm sorry to all who made comments to Steven, however I happen to agree with him. He never said that she had an abortion nor forced a miscarry. He simply stated that 'if' there would have been conception, by taking plan b, she removed the possibility. Which means that she did in fact prevent a life from being formed. Perhaps if you're not ready to conceive, you should take birth control regularly. There is a chance, that the person who could have discovered a cure for cancer, aids or MS, has already been aborted, due to selfish and ignorant women, who use the front of pro-choice to condone murder. Some of us are tired of hearing the same rhetoric, that does nothing to alleviate the gravity of their misgivings.
ybbob 1
YDO
ScreamingNarwhal 0
that's a stupid argument though, maybe an abortion prevented another hitler from being born and a woman saved us from World War 3. No bearings...
beatleschick1940 9
agree
fthku 13
I laugh about many things that others would find inappropriate, and I'm not against abortion, but I don't find that joke funny, at all. But that's all there is it. I'm sure everyone said something in their life which was quite stupid, and regretted it later. There's no need to listen to these ridiculous people saying he's an assholeidiot and you should dump him. You know him, not these people who always presume they know so much about people, as if they had known them for years, from these 2-3 line FMLs.
ZOMBlE 0
Plan B is not the abortion pill. It will not terminate an existing pregnancy.
iYadong 1
i miss Yadong
SarahStarzz 0
WTF?
CrazyChikklet 5
that's really messed up, but it's ur fault for not ensuring proper action of contraception was used BEFORE u got pregnant. SMDH
YouCanHaveACoke 0
I'm sure OP did. Plan B is used when regular contraceptive methods fail, and as many others have said, it will not harm the baby if she is already pregnant. It just prevents conception in case the condom breaks.