Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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andycaliboy 0
haha doctor: "there seems to be something protruding from the pelvic region... oh god dammit!"
aggdan 0
you're dumb! YDI
QiScorpion 0
hehehe silly you. :P you aren't supposed to take **** into an MRI scan :P
ambisaurus 0
#38 MRI's are for heads too i got one a few months ago to make sure my brain wasnt still bleeding from the car accident i was in
AnnaSeptic 0
How are people saying you deserve it? It's not like you can just magically un-boner yourself or something.
diana491141 0
#6, you have to be completely still during an MRI, so an erection would definitely **** it up.
piderman13 0
YDI for getting an MRI. It's obvious you needed to get laid.
jellybean17 0
#40 and 45 are completely right. Men can get erections for any number of reasons, not just being sexually aroused. Could be from something as bizarre as fear or anger. In this case..boredom! Or maybe the OP fell asleep? Guys also get erections when they're in the REM cycle of sleep. Either way, it's essentially about increased blood flow to the penis and can happen for any number of reasons. Totally not his fault. :) Sucks though. FYL. Especially because MRIs and all of those types of scans take forEVER.
miso1337 0
to all the women, maybe it sounds odd but u cant vote YDI on this its true, guys can't control it somtimes, vote FYL or at least dont bitch about how he deserved it in the comments -.-
RNorthlandLGB 0
Hopefully you aren't a teenager and were there with your parents