Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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jdb2009 0
Yes, FYL, that sucks. Did they let you keep the first test results as a momento?
nightngale 0
#24, clearly you don't know what you're talking about. An "image taking device?" Please. The MRI does exactly what you says it doesn't do: It picks up on the magnetic field created by blood flow in the brain. It looks at both de/oxygenated blood, the amount of it, as well as glucose levels in the brain, etc. etc. Next time you give medical advice on MRIs, be an MRI tech first, like myself.
kellster 2
Whoo, those sexy MRI machines! Totally turn me on, too!
bretticus 0
#84, clearly YOU don't know what you're talking about. MRI = Magnetic Resonance *Imaging*. Any google image search will show you than an MRI is an image of the internal structures of the body created by powerful magnets. You can look at things like blood flow in the brain depending on which modality you use e.g., DWI = ischemic stroke detection, or an MRA (Magnetic Resonance Angiography) to look at the blood vessels of the brain. There are many many things MRI is used for besides this however.
bretticus 0
Whoops, #83, sorry #84 ;)
pleasetryagain 0
Why is everyone asking about the hospital staff? I think doctors and nurses would be the first people to not give a shit when someone has an erection. They deal with the human body all day long. If they get freaked out by something as normal as that, they need a new job.
so_me_fml 0
Agreed with #87. Also, I think it's the machine's fault. The magnets just magically pulled that thing right up into the air. Couldn't be helped :)
RNorthlandLGB 0
Probably the shortest FML i've seen in a while come to think of it...
mega_ginger 0
AHHHH MAGNETS GET ME SO HORNY!
AshlenDoll 0
Thanks for sharing. ahahah.