Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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twilight_addict 0
i hate MRI's i feel ur pain man
Amkii 0
Obnoxious, loud, whirring and clanking sounds and small places really turn you on, eh?
jayfx 0
LOL!!
Pittfan557 0
HAHA #19
DoubleJG 0
Midday Rod Instigator.. MRI
smokegrindsleep 0
Best FML ever.
nightngale 0
#85, you don't need to tell me that a MRI results in images of the areas of the body in which the magnetic field is being observed. That's the result of any MRI or fMRI, etc. But I don't think anyone would call a MRI an "image taking device." It's not a camera. The "images" aren't of the structures themselves per say, but rather the distortion of the magnetic field as a result of the blood, oxyen, glucose, radioactive tags (there are other things too). That's what the MRI is picking up on. So clearly I DO know what I'm talking about.
PeachNinja 0
lol YDI. your fault for thinking about your dad midway through the scan
Loe_307 0
WTF were they scanning??
Icalasari 0
#9 - Iron Rod? Anyways, heh. Next time, think of an old couple doing it during the time... ...Unless you are into that o.o;