Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
erectioninfection
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
sausages
Skopje, Macedonia 🌶️ Spicy
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Stigmamma
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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Zuriel45 0
never bring wood to an MRI duh.
wheatie 0
that sucks you have to sit there for another hour.. but really? I think it's creepy in that. deff. not a turn on(: speaking from a lt of personal experience, I've been in and out if hospitals a lott and I'm only fourteen
bamskey 0
mabe ur just a total overreacter
bamskey 0
mabe ur jst a total overreactor
hellogoodbye1996 6
145 no one cares. I'm 14 and you have no idea what I've been through and guess what! I'm not gonna say cause people don't care. get the point?!
beastwill64 16
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
zeddeiram 0
^this
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
jjessen 20
With nurse cosplay
eff_yo_life 0
ok that made me LOL!!! FYL dude...hahahah
Dip_Fartson 0
Nice. I'm assuming there were hot nurses there?
iownyou777 0
better have been
sexycourtcourt 0
haha male or female?? lol
laughatverne 0
uhm, were they MRI'ing your penis or something....?
Shadow14l 0
could have been a tumor around the pelvis...
nikkipettyfer 24
No you dumbass... You can't move. You have to stay still otherwise it messes it up
DaJaFu 13
164 is a retard
Kyzomo 0
LMAO FYL YDI!!! hahhahha why the hell u had an erection in an MRI!??! the doc prob like "this idiot"
Broc 0
Well, do you really want the doctors to be examining your erect penis on all of their scan printouts?
marz88 0
hahahaha win for you my friend, you know your not supposed to bring (insert metal euphemism for erection here cause I couldn't think of any) to an MRI
bearie_fml 0
@ #3, just watch a few pornos.. you'll find out how they deal with it.. ;)