Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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friedkabob1225 0
its ok, i jerk off to magnetic waves and radiation all the time lol
lifesabeach01 0
this so happened to me on an x-ray
LeftHanded_fml 0
Ouch, FYL
tehhotness 0
#20, an MRI has nothing to do with measuring the blood in your brain. Its an image taking device. Movement messes up the images. Sooo, it had to be a pelvic scan of some sort
sawfanatic 0
too funny.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
You did that to yourself. YDI.
Evananjunli 9
I knew you were a girl from your comment. Men can do as much to stop a boner as a woman can to stop a period.
bearie_fml 0
@ #24: Or it could have just been abdominal, but yeah, you're right. @#21: You too? You a physicist or physics major as well? :o I thought I was the only one.
ohhhhshizzz 0
People like #16 & #17 who call FAKEE all the time, ruin the funny. It may not be hilarious but it made me laugh and yall ruin it. bwahah, wow. How did the doctors handle that one? & what were you thinking about?
drimpossible 0
Think about old nuns next time
PornoSid 0
Or Renee Zelwegger
AnaMaree 0
Well nobody told you to get an erection now did that?
nickharbut 6
they*
Evananjunli 9
You can't control a boner. How about you control your periods.