Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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Comments (176)
sarahmolly 0
man this is too funny,was the machine turning you on? HA,
14nickel 0
lol #10
hidude12 0
hmmm magnets turn you on huh?
shamille 5
yeah those sexy magnets
Messed_Up_Gurl 0
Dude? O_o Really? Man, you need to NOT think of the nurses that way :| Seriously.... But, yeah, how did the doctors handle it??
kthnxbai 0
#13 = WIN
mattmag 0
#26: you are clearly not male. sometimes guys just get hard for no reason.
stlcopishell 0
okay you know what i totally feel ya on this. I had an MRI on my back and had to lay perfectly still with my arms back over my head for an hour and the light burned out fourty five minutes into my first one and on the second try the computer froze. I was there for four damn hours for one. It just sucks ass Oh and number 20 I believe you are thinking of a CAT scan those are typically used for your head and its okay for minimal movement on those
Musemusic88 0
YDI for having weird fetishes.
maedoc 0
what's the deal with people sayin that it's the op's fault. guys can't control that. it can happen with little to no warning
lawlwhut 5
Agreed.