Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
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Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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QueenSaru 28
Or my second favourite: You're too full, go pee a little. "Ma'am, I don't think you understand how peeing with a full bladder works."
Austen Belongie 7
Or my absolute favorite experience,*Please drink 32oz prior to your arrival* "we're running an hour behind" "We're actually going to do the anatomy scan today" 2hrs later due to wiggly baby.....Get a phone call, "We need you on modified rest because your placenta is really low" 1 month later, "Oh your placenta is completely fine, sometimes if your bladder is full it makes it look like the placenta's covering your cervix" 🙃 are you F*ing kidding me🙃🙃
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QueenSaru 28
Or my second favourite: You're too full, go pee a little. "Ma'am, I don't think you understand how peeing with a full bladder works."
Austen Belongie 7
Or my absolute favorite experience,*Please drink 32oz prior to your arrival* "we're running an hour behind" "We're actually going to do the anatomy scan today" 2hrs later due to wiggly baby.....Get a phone call, "We need you on modified rest because your placenta is really low" 1 month later, "Oh your placenta is completely fine, sometimes if your bladder is full it makes it look like the placenta's covering your cervix" 🙃 are you F*ing kidding me🙃🙃
bleachedraven 14
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ojoRojo 27
Hell hath no fury like a pregnant woman with a full bladder who’s not allowed to pee
sarsuela 29
As you nearly exploded I can only see that you did not have to reschedule due to empty bladder nor did you embarass yourself with wet pants. It could have been worse.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Um... it's bad to hold it in because it could damage your kidneys. People at the doctor's office should know that. It's so frustrating when the waiting room takes longer than the appointment.
peterblackmer91 12
You really could have let some of it out.