Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.
TrustStolen 16
he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this
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Comments (64)
Aspen_Grace33 27
Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.
ColonelCusswords 24
Dick so good, it killed her
slashgnrs 13
that sucks op. your boyfriend needs to Learn to be more caring and less of an asshole
_ExcitedPotato_ 8
That's one way to put it.
pooldude 24
yah the boyfriend should have anticipated that he is sooo good in bed, that his girlfriend's legs are gonna be weak and she is gonna slip and hit her head, knocking her unconscious. Yup, that makes perfect sense!!
Krypt1c 11
the only asshole part is that he didn't show concern for her well being and making sure she was OK before laughing.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
For some reason it annoys the crap out of me when people rush to leave a desperately sympathetic comment for the OP.
kfchicken 31
54 he might have shown concern right after she blacked out and made sure she was okay then laughed at her when she woke up
mayhemily 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dump the inconsiderate jerk. I hope you're OK.
olpally 33
You're an idiot.
JustinJK 21
#3 beat you to the punch
pooldude 24
It must be hard being that ******* stupid...
TheGreatPotato 19
Don't tell me you've never laughed at someone else's misfortune.
christge1beast 17
52, They're on this app. I'm sure they've laughed at quite a few.
Teletubbyterror 5
How could you hear him if you were unconscious
hoosiergirl94 31
Exactly what I was thinking!
Setareh23 34
Perhaps she wasn't unconscious for very long, and he was still laughing when she awoke? My brother once fainted, fell down the stairs, then awoke in all of 2-3 minutes, so it's definitely a possibility.
NellieeNell 18
I thought the same thing reading this. But I just assumed that maybe when she came to, he told her he was laughing at her.
9a_1z 12
You don't always wake up 3 hours later in someone's basement like in films! It's still a cause for concern even if it's only a very brief time you've been unconscious for though, I hope her boyfriend stopped laughing quickly and made sure she wasn't showing any signs of concussion etc.
jaspinkgrl01 18
When op regained consciousness she could have told her boyfriend what happened. Or her boyfriend could have found her, woke her up and then ask what happened.
klutz44 28
When I was in 5th grade, I fainted during choir practice. When I woke up, everyone was still singing. Sometimes you're only out for a few seconds.
allplayedout 20
Hitting your head doesn't cause sustained unconsciousness like in the movies. You should be awake, if stunned (and possible concussed) within ~a few minutes. Much longer would mean some real brain damage if trauma is what caused the spell.
TrustStolen 16
he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this
VeganDarkLight 31
Ouch, that must've hurt! Get well soon. I doubt your boyfriend wanted to laugh at you, sometimes you just can't help it if you see something funny. As long as he apologized afterwards and took care of you, I wouldn't be mad at him.
conman531 23
That's more true than you know. Laughing is an involuntary reaction. Lot's of people have a hard time not laughing at inappropriate times
WitEluded 13
How did you know he was laughing at you if you were unconscious?
WitEluded 13
Oops, sorry. Guess I took too long to type this. #4 beat me to it.
HoboMeth 36
Just waiting for all these "dump him!" Comments.
False_Stupidity 42
Too late, #3 got in with one 14 minutes earlier.
jbrabander 16
Sorry, but I'd have laughed too at how silly the whole situation was. I'd be concerned for you and checking on you of course, but it is kind of funny.
missyfiona89 28
at least you had it good >.^