Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
my_usagi 0
I had a similar conversation with my cousin once lol
opendoorclosed 8
Trust me, you're better off with him not talking to you... For your IQ's sake.
slushpup9696 12
Are you talking to OP or 1???
fakeaccountX 6
Sounds like he's as stubborn as a mule.
nixter5 18
Pshh. What're ya talking about OP?!? Hurricanes are giant tornadoes...like, EVERYONE knows THAT.
abbyelizabeth 9
Right, because Hurricane Irene is really a fricken tornado.
shannonreneee 11
Fact is they both can have devastating effects. Shows how psycho mother nature can be.
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
I bet she's in a whirlwind of emotions.
Bad1z 13
i had the same conversation with my friends when i was like 9, i couldn't convince them through
rexgar2000 10
no they are not.
Houseofpleasure 0
Lol me too
PhillyEagles 0
Does your boyfriend perhaps have mental disabilities. I've thought tornadoes and hurricanes were the same before it went mainstream.
LaLince 40
#15: I totally agree
charcharthunder 18
...it's not?
CountJugular 3
Move to oklahoma, then to california... He will then not be as much of an idiot
sweetchef420 0
Hurricanes don't really hit Cali... Maybe try more like Florida!;)
Lanceeden 12
Yeah actually hurricanes sort of never hit California. lol. I lived in Florida before and looked forward to the summer for the hurricanes. Wind surfing on skateboards ftw!
usmcUSA 0
I think he meant move to Oklahoma and see an actual tornado then move to Cali with all the other idiots so he would fit in!
NirvashType0Spec 7
Hey hey hey stop it 106 Im from cali and not an idiot Get serious
ZebulonPike 8
The California idiot to regular person ratio is no different than any other state. It's just more noticeable because of the large population.
chris274 8
He's an idiot...
al09cool 3
Ouch ur photo hurts me
sayyestothedress 24
I love your photo!
shutupYDI 4
date someone smarter.
sasha_kay 4
Your fault for dating an idiot I guess.
spez8 2
I'm liking hurricane Sasha!
spez8 2
You are one stunning individual!
sasha_kay 4
Damn it, tried to reply to someone's reply and their posts disappeared
tsume24 3
that's because admins like to remove every comment they dislike even a little bit. -.-
sasha_kay 4
Some guy was hitting on me
tsume24 3
it happens
ColoradoS 2
Agreed haha
Steven696 6
That's a clever man you've got there.
CountJugular 3
Stupid phone, not cali... Texas
yumsugarr 8
Whatever works for him .
MagicallyFat 12
He's obv a keeper
upwardSpiral 4
nice man you got there.....
Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
brianod 0
i see what you did there
Splayd 10
Her ears were surely hurting because of his thundering in disagreement.
gman90210 18
Did she storm out like a hurricane or tornado?
sayyestothedress 24
Don't try #163