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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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Top comments
acmariner99 25
There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.
RichardPencil 32
Don't date the illiterate.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Don't date the illiterate.
acmariner99 25
There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.
jbuckets_404 39
Or you could simply trust in the OP....
acmariner99 25
It's the internet.
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like the word "boy" exactly suits his maturity level. Time to trade up to an SO, OP!
TomeDr 25
Sounds like he needs to grow up a bit.
WeirdUS 30
Lot of info missing. This really couldn't be anymore vauge unless the fml simply stated something happened..
AmbrosiaFan 19
What was the misread text?
ZealousR47 4
This is vague, there's two sides to every story.