Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Top comments
Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
bluestarr1 7
Google can solve many problems
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Leave the man alone! I would get annoyed too if I was him. let him think that he's right.
nvo 6
That's what the internet is for. Wkipedia, or a quick Google query for "hurricane vs tornado" should yield some scientific proof.
SirChillAlot85 1
Agreed
monkeygirl6 4
Tornadoes and hurricanes are not the same exact type of disaster but I believe they both originate from the same type of storm cell so that may be where there is confusion...
saounga 0
What a dipshit.
sk1ml1fe 0
What a dumbass.
DrFuzzyNuts 0
he's not talking to you because he knows your right plain and simple
scottgeo 0
I had to explain this to my daughter. She is 5 and she gets it.
gigity1 2
he's just an ignorant ****
jcingram 2
I used to think that to.....when I was 5.