Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Top comments
Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
dubstepp 15
Tell him if their the same thing then why their two different names??!??!??
drawmesunshine 17
Your comment is a disgrace to the name of dubstep. Stop that.
georgegnarlin 0
Which preschool did you pick him up at?
sweetsourangel 1
You're not playing the game right, men are always right. Get with the program.LOL...drop the loser...
hoonyer 17
wait till you have to explain the difference between cyclone and twister ;)
jad56_fml 0
They're the same thing. Different regions call them different names.
hoonyer 17
hence the winky face
bopityboii 0
Lol I like him
xx_FML_xx69 0
You should just have said he was right
ZielZone 4
LoL... So now you know you're dating an idiot!! PLEASE DON'T BREED!!
suprmidgt 0
Hurricanes Basically start out as multiple tornadoes out at sea that converge and gain power from the warm humid air. He wasn't far off.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...your screen name pretty much sums up the proper first stage procedure in how to treat this situation. Step two is realizing, and accepting... you chose to date this boy. Step three... repeat step one, then go find yourself an adult to court. Happy hunting!
leadman1989 16
Meh they're both low pressure systems. Meteorologist just like being fancy, if it were up to them there'd classify your farts as storm systems.