Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
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Kat_like_meow 2
Because the world totally revolves around you...
Metzler31 17
Well at least the sirens gave you a heads up! Get outta there as fast as you can :)
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Kat_like_meow 2
Because the world totally revolves around you...
ankoku 2
Mother nature was trolling him and he made the lethal error of responding to it!
imabeast119 0
Don't worry it's happening where I'm at too
inlove72 11
No cuz she was thinking about what else Could go wrong... Something worse happened (= the secret
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
There's tons of tornadoes in the US right now, you should be happy that you're safe OP, many people had no idea that they were coming.
CrassKal 27
My aunt just lost her house to a tornado...
poprocksss73 7
30 I want to thumb up your comment for pointing out that worse things happen to people other than OP, without it looking like I'm thumbing up the fact that your Aunty lost her house. So I think I'll just leave it.
AJRENO 0
100th liker! Today, I realized my only source of happiness is from liking comments. FML
UnleashedKilla1 4
If your in Georgia on March 2, 2012, I know how you feel. We just had like 20 tornadoes today. Death toll still rising. About 20 right now and they're still finding bodies. RIP to everyone who lost their life because of living in Alabama, Tennessee, or Georgia on the date of March 2, 2012.
Characterise 0
move to Australia simple we never get tornadoes or anything I'll swap you coz I'd really like to see one or be in the middle of one like the movie twister :)
mariet_fml 23
@55: I'm in Kentucky. Five people have been declared dead here, too. Seriously, OP, if you and your friend are fine, STFU.
sparkrok 8
55 & 63 - I hope you, your families, and your friends all make it out safe and sound!
blackheart24 10
57- Yea you sound like a douche. You wanna live where there are tornadoes because you think it would be cool? In case you can't read, people have been dying from the tornadoes that happened today. Just because Hollywood makes tornadoes look fun and exciting, doesn't mean they are. So stop being a dipshit and shut the **** up. RIP to anyone lost in those tornadoes today. My prayers go out to you and to the families.
minniemai 0
I reccomend you change your picture.. It's obvious not you :)
jackassiddy 8
The day they discover the center of the universe there will be a lot of people shocked to find out that it isn't them.
Metzler31 17
Well at least the sirens gave you a heads up! Get outta there as fast as you can :)
lebronesque73091 12
At least it wasn't your stuff that got wet. Keep your head up :)
wironandine 8
Moron
jtthegr8 26
You brought it upon yourself
Gabs2016 10
How can you bring a tornado upon yourself?
br0ccoli 15
Don't tempt murphys's law
sparkrok 8
Ah Murphy... You have ruined many a good plan...
nabila21 0
LOL my music teacher mentions it all the time.
jackassiddy 8
hope she got renters insurance..
Anai08 17
There have been some pretty nasty tornadoes in the US as of late. I hope you and your friend (as well as all the rest of your loved ones) are okay, OP.
rubberduckie94 13
We have had two tornados pass over our house and drop a mile away in the past couple of days. But come on they have been giving us plenty of warning they were coming you should not have been surprised. Oh yeah God hates you that's why he did all this and made so many people lose their loved ones and homes get destroyed. Count your freaking blessings and be thankful wether you believe in God or not you and you'd are fine.
rubberduckie94 13
*yours
madison8895 11
I agree!
max_bleu 2
Hope you all are ok! I'm near Lexington and we thankfully missed the brunt of it all.
okcool15 3
That would stink... You people are stupid how do they deserve it? Idiots...
rubberduckie94 13
Nobody said they deserved to be tornado victims. We are just saying that op is being self centered when so many homes and lives have been destroyed by tornados.
Fruitmonster2 15
Meh. I hate when I get randomly mad too It just makes me want to punch a baby. >:C
HolyPotato 9
What the actual ****.
dontpanic_fml 32
My sentiments as well #18
KiddNYC1O 22
I love it: What the actual ****.
jacob128 4
I like how out of place and not funny that comment was
ALpein 0
50, pot calling the kettle black.
chester75 5
Your friend should be the one angry it's her stuff getting wet and now has to abandon till its safe to come out again.