Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Top comments
Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
slushpup9696 12
Seems like a petty thing to fight over.
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
sasha_kay 4
Tornado, toilette, hurricane... It's all the same
iam_yummylicious 12
One destroys a smaller area. One destroys an area on a more massive scale. Toilets... well, IDK :/
upwardSpiral 4
oh scrubs...
RetardedBullFrog 4
38, toilets destroys poo formation.
coltsrock37 15
When he loses his house, he'll know.
kiakia0131 23
He could lose his house in a tornado and a hurricane...
racheljessie 17
Yes, that's why most of the region of my state (I live in Pennsylvannia) closest to the Atlantic coast flooded last week. "Tornado" Irene.
patrickalamo 48
There is no cure for stupid. Move on.
fthislyfe 22
My advice: Don't get into an argument when you don't have enough information to convince the other person.
Ugi 27
His British what? Edi t- this was @ salkadi - everything is getting mixed around today.
racheljessie 17
Actually, I can think of a cure for stupid. Duct tape over the mouth!
muchagente 5
maybe he tried to explain you that both follow similar rules and therefore are not entirely different things? seems to me you don't listen to each other anyway, so go and look for a deaf boyfriend.
crystalou_fml 3
Um... Actually ARE entirely different things.
gman90210 18
No they are not
BountyBass 13
Makes my ex look like a genius
kayvan 8
Who cares? Instead of arguing, I should have made him a sandwich.
Rico_Mal1116 0
30- Yeah you should have made him a sammich.
yamatelle 19
What are you doing making somebody else's boyfriend a sammich? Find your own boyfriend!
jessesgirl14 16
While you're at it- make my boyfriend a sandwich!!
slick5880 22
I'm here for the free sandwiches. I'll wait on the couch and I don't give a damn who makes it for me.
fifianator 0
Mmmmm sandwich:):)
Salkadi 9
He's British so it's okay.
slick5880 22
Now that's an excuse you can apply to any situation. Let's try it shall we?
cBlackout 13
How does he explain a waterspout ?
slick5880 22
Inverted toilet.