Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
GabbyCharityM 0
He's a keeper.
seidel182 0
What was his name? Might have been me
mofo123 0
Ahhh there almost the same thing one sucks and the other blows
jad56_fml 0
Nothing sucks. It either pushes or pulls.
Midnightbred 3
I read this out to my boyfriend and he asked me to explain the difference between the two. Fml
Mourningstar 4
Thats your fault for having a dumbass as a BF. Elevate your taste in trolls, make sure they have gotten out of the 4th grade befor dating them!
IamDre 5
Your name probably explains how you feel.
Velocity98 2
Just like 2 said but different. Take his ass to Tornado Alley for a week then go to Florida. That'll show him.
sk8rgrl1303 4
then youre dating a dumbass. tell him theres a dictionary to settle the score. he might learn something.
ElmoStoleMyLook 1
Then you have one immature boy O.o Why would i stop talking to my girlfriend for that??? I'd probably be like "sigh, fine! I'll look it up later baby, that's not important now ^_^. Now where were we? *Smooch smooch smooch*" :3 ah... I wuv my jelly (nickname O.o)
shizuma_fml 3
He is a really stupid person juts like all man
suprmidgt 0
126 you seem like a peach...
jad56_fml 0
I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure im an intelligent man.