Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
Some things never change…
Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML
That's a mother
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, yet again, I got into an argument with my dad. I have a PhD in the subject. But he's "entitled to his opinion", for, as he said, he's read a summary of the history of the country in a tourist guidebook, and the general view doesn't have to be based on more detailed information. He also corrects me when I speak the language, which he doesn't know. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Oedipus Rex
Today, my mother started arguing with me once again about how my life revolves around my girlfriend and how it's unhealthy to spend so much time with her. We live together and are engaged to be married. FML
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spencer353 15
Which side were you arguing?
Unbweavable 17
nothing ends arguments like Google
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Unbweavable 17
nothing ends arguments like Google
Retaheki 27
I really hope OP was on the real side.
interesting33 37
Well... google is also home to many conspiracy theories.
MegasaurusRex89 28
An English teacher once told me that there is a possibility that Shakespeare was actually multiple people. I guess because the books have such different writing styles from each other, even within the same book sometimes. I personally don't care enough to put energy into it though. The theory makes sense, him being one person makes sense. They're great books, so whatever.
Ichiya 29
Francis Bacon used a Ouija board to enslave playwriting ghosts to write the plays.
ruxtain 15
#34. Your profile pic really creeps me out. Ewww
interesting33 37
It is a blobfish - they live in a really deep part of the ocean but when they are pulled up there is less pressure so they kind of go all floppy. That is a dead blobfish - when alive and at the right pressure level they look very different.
interesting33 37
#45 I like ur profile pic - you have very pretty hair :)
quesok 22
At least you didn't say debate, because that might involve the use of facts
Countryboy1996 18
It's actually a fair argument.. I once read that William Shakespeare was a fake name used by playwrights of the time so they weren't persecuted for their works.
cameosurgeon 16
My AP Lit teacher was just talking about this today. There are tons of different theories as to whether it was actually William Shakespeare who wrote those plays, if he was even a guy, or if it was many different authors.
anniemeece 23
But seriously. I can see why you wouldn't want to argue over it with your mother AGAIN, but I think this question as to whether Shakespeare truly existed or not is a really interesting question that we have yet to answer completely. The same sort of debate transpires for Homer's existence.
AlyssaDiannaa 20
It's true. Or that women used his name to have their plays seen because they weren't allowed to write plays.
Buhhhlainaaaa 16
The man William Shakespeare definitely existed, we have found records of his baptism and death (nothing of his birth). The question isn't if he was a real person, but whether or not he actually wrote all of the plays and poems.
unluckystoad 7
Pseudonymity has been a common practice for thousands of years, and it's well documented that people did it in many cultures for many reasons.
grajax 24
Just say she's right. That way when she tries to tell people that he didn't exist she looks like an idiot.
meli1195 31
but then people might think the idiocy runs in the family
AlbertNeinstein 10
It's highly debated whether Shakespeare was one person or multiple people using the same name as to avoid persecution by the government.
Weiss_Schnee 14
How is this even a thing? How can you not acknowledge his experience?
spencer353 15
Which side were you arguing?
Zanquis 22
This is actually the most important part of the FML, which i also was asking myself and a lot of people seem to miss. For all we know OP is someone who also had a argument claiming the Titanic was only a movie and not a real boat.
Mr23 9
That's a pretty important question, since, while there's no doubt a person by the name of "William Shakespeare" existed it's less clear if he was the one who wrote all the famous plays.
HereNReady 13
The Playwrights Guild was a strong secret society in their time.
wishfulthinks 19
To be, or not to be, did I exist again?
joshi42 16
Well, this theory was popular back in 70-80ies, chances are your mother still sticks to it. Can't see, what's so terrible about it
granCanyon 12
Just don't. It never works. Parents want to think they are smarter than their kids all the time.