Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Top comments
Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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Comments (169)
T0sta 8
want to save the planet from your computer, free? Search for ecosia now!
lovefml987 1
His Jean pool must be small
dwsgirl 8
*gene
jmad29 2
Maybe time to find a new bf perhaps? One with a brain?
wieli2888 0
Invite him to watch " the day after tomorrow". If he is still not convinced declare him as an idiot.
Levvy 22
You should have appealed to a neutral, outside source of information. If you already did, however? Ditch him. Anyone who refuses to acknowledge any chance they might be wrong is going to make you miserable.
BaDJennings 0
Tornado and hurricane are the same however yet they are different tornado is over land mass while a hurricane is over a water mass.
kiraleann 16
I think you're confusing a hurricane with a waterspout in your comment.
Bigpimpinboomer 0
Both are still completely different
Discombobulated9 12
Your boyfriend is very immature.
laideehawk 6
Lose him. If he gets this pissed over weather, imagine how he handles real problems and arguments. Fly, op.
GabbyCharityM 0
Fly? Since when could humans fly?
laideehawk 6
I meant FYL. Damn you autocorrect!
KnucklesDeep 5
Is there a reason you didn't immediately dump this manchild?
ForeverGLFan 6
Wow, you need a new Boyfriend. Imagine how stupid your children could be!