what did i marry
Memphis, United States
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
yikes
Globehead
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Enslaved
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
facepalm
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
B-Ry
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
One of those people
Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Geography
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
CierraJordan
United States
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Anonymous
Dad, what have you done?
Today, I still don’t know how to act in front of my mother in law. She thinks that the Earth is flat and told her kids that all sunscreens cause cancer. She also has other theories that make me feel weird. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML
Inez333
Today, I finally got to see my favorite aunt after months of her living far away with her new boyfriend. She now believes the Earth is flat, gravity is fake, the government is run by reptiles, and that vaccines are the devil themselves. She won't stop trying to convince me of her conspiracies. FML
Rae
Sounds like a keeper
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML
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manb91uk 22
This is probably a conversation you should have had before you married him... Now you have to breed with it.
thatslifeiguess7 16
I convinced my ex that Gary the actor cut off his legs for forest gump
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wanted_2_want 40
Is your hubby Shaquille O’Neal??
tranced_ 45
Make the lie big, Make it simple, Keep saying it, And eventually they will believe it.
manb91uk 22
This is probably a conversation you should have had before you married him... Now you have to breed with it.
julfunky 29
I never thought of this as a conversation you have to have. Apparently I was wrong.
ThrottleJockey 36
For the sake of humanity, do NOT breed with him!
Emma Marshall 19
No one has to breed with anyone... just cuz they're married doesn't mean they have to have kids.
Yudith 28
That's why education is so important. It's going to be hard, but with the help of your child's teacher, you can teach your husband that the Earth is round.
Bubbilility 27
Who says she 'has to breed with him'? Other than you, of course.
Shabnam Moghal 14
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Is he at least handsome? Is the sex good? Anything?
thatslifeiguess7 16
I convinced my ex that Gary the actor cut off his legs for forest gump
Inkoseh 33
I am so sorry. Perhaps direct him to NASA's FB/Twitter so he can hear the news from the ones who have seen from space? I'd say send him to the internet, but there are other flat earthers!
RichardPencil 32
Please don’t reproduce with this one! Stupid is a dominant trait. It’s particularly disgusting in this day and age where hundreds of people from many countries have been up in space and seen it to be round. I guess he’s too stupid to convince with arguments concerning gravity, eclipses, orbital mechanics, etc, that only work with bodies that are approximately spherical.
Ed Munson 14
And why was this down-voted? Honestly, I just don't understand!
Jr Malvitz 15
tradition richardpencil is upvoted and downvoted no matter what he says
ARISKomuniszt 24
There is no "stupid gene" as you seem to be implying, the problem is the incompetence of many parents and the lack of education provided...
ArtLover 13
My deepest condolences...
Glowworm56 27
Make him go outside in the backyard with a shovel for several hours and don't let him back in until he realizes that he can't dig himself to China.