Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Did you storm out of the room?
iAmScrubs 19
But...but...but... they both swirl.
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RedPillSucks 33
Nothing that a quick trip to a library wont solve. They do have those where you live right? Now, on to real pressing matters, like why is it called Hurricane vs Cyclone vs Typhoons
jaloobee 0
That's just down to where you live, in America it's hurricanes. Asia cyclones or typhoons. Everywhere has their own names for things
OfficeNinja 5
double up on birth control, his DNA must not propagate!!
deaper 16
Thumbing up because I agree completely, and because I love your avatar!
DocBastard 40
I suppose he also thinks earthquakes and avalanches are the same thing because the earth moves? Just tell him that masturbation and sex are the same thing, since he'll be doing only the former from now on.
MagicallyFat 12
Geez calm down their not going to break up cause he's not that smart. Your too fuckig harsh chill
jessesgirl14 16
I agree with doc! Lol...
mrmetr 4
Cheers
Jimster1712 0
Aren't they the same??Wait.. No?.............WIKIPEDIAAAAAAAA
DocBastard 40
MagicallyFat - calm down? You're telling me to calm down? Where the hell did I suggest that they break up? Where is it implied that I'm agitated? NOW I'm agitated.
Logan1524 0
move here to Oklahoma and then visit new Orleans. dumbass
deaper 16
I hope you're asking yourself why!you're dating such a fretard (fretard = F-ing Retard)
Zaros_fml 24
A hurricane is a tornado over water.
DocBastard 40
No Zaros. Just, no. I can't even bring myself to copy and paste the wikipedia pages for both. No.
BenderJ_fml 5
In what universe?!!?
BenderJ_fml 5
Thank you Doc!
megaaann_fml 9
Thanks 55, you just did my Geography homework for me :D
DanielleinDC 34
Zaros, you wouldn't by chance be the OP's idiot boyfriend, would you?
tanekdrachonae 19
Is your bf from the backwoods?
Duladian 19
Smart man you have thier. Now ask him if Jew is a race and not a religion.
lotrgeek 10
And why do I care?
Lenho 26
Stubborn and idiot... if I were I girl, I'd dump him.