Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
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Top comments
JayGatsby 25
Could the pie not have waited till you got home?
MegasaurusRex89 28
Dean?
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Comments (100)
imerichello 18
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't drop it op
Wafalafaugus 18
Hands free.
elizacandle 29
Dean Winchester? ???
9Ja4cOb 14
Pie is life. He should understand that, he is a cop
toaster87 19
It would have been a different story if it was a donut.
ChristinePi 36
If it was causing you to swerve you probably shouldn't be eating it while driving. YDI
zarrganaut 17
This kinda reminds me of an episode of always sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis ate cereal while driving, and frank, not paying attention crashed into him. Spilling the milk everywhere. Op, you're Dennis.
fotomiep 7
Glutton for punishment, apparently.
Britt125 16
If you can't eat it and drive you shouldn't eat it while driving, and it sounds like you couldn't. Imagine having to explain to someone that their loved one was hurt or killed by some idiot who swerved and hit them because they were eating pie while driving. You couldn't just wait until you got to your destination so you could at the very least stop in a safe place and eat it while stopped? Or you could have eaten it before you took off, if you couldn't wait. YDI.
jocamo 24
I'm assuming it's drive through pie like from McDonald's. That can be eaten while driving... if you're not a klutz
Jenadpantano 7
Those should not be eaten while driving, either. Just because something is "designed" to be eaten while driving or served in a drive through, does not mean it won't distract you from the road.
Brilliant66star 17
For shame. YDI.
nightstalker94 18
the struggle is real, pie waits for no man