Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML
Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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tishytot 0
Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.
sarcasm_isme 8
honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.
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Comments (58)
brownrug 0
denied =(
tishytot 0
Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.
WhatThePhuc 0
the most epic FML i've read so far wow just wow
hopelessly_dense 0
and I thought i knew how to cockblock
flyingdjs 0
sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
yougotboyed 0
perhaps the saddest story i have ever heard.
dont_stop_believ 0
dude there r dying children who never see day and this is the saddest story you ever heard??
americuzz 8
yes this I sad he didn't deserve it. fyl op.
gars56 5
What do you mean by never see day? I'm intrigued by this
sarcasm_isme 8
honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.
whoperlargefries 0
thats what i was thinking too. i can't believe it took until post #21 for someone to realize that :P
iamf___d 0
here is a tip next time just take the stairs it is worth it
stolencookie 17
Stairs have nothing to do with fire alarms going off... You would still need to evacuate the building all the same while exerting more energy.
throwing_bricks 0
:( dude
Mikieboy 0
No. Nohahaaooooo, ah man. **** haahhahhahahaha, thats terrible, it was prolly a jealous homie pullin the alarm, duuuhuuuude, major weakage
minesbiggerr 25
Weakage?