Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
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BlackFames 16
I'm sorry to hear that. That really ******* sucks.
Chicagoillinois 18
Maybe you should talk to your mom about appropriate behavior after the death of someone close...
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BlackFames 16
I'm sorry to hear that. That really ******* sucks.
Ms_ValS 27
OP get away from your mother for a while. She's toxic. And her insensitivity and outrageous accusations are the last things you need. This may really damage your relationship with her. Sorry for your loss OP. They say God wants the good ones to come back to him young.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
and apparently the OP's mom didn't have. a male best friend who wasn't her husband.
RenoTheRhino 30
The situation does indeed suck; I think we just found a good candidate to be Auntie Bernie's first patient.
KB503 15
Man you guys are really over the top here. All of these fmls are biased towards one side of the story.
leogachi 15
@64 What could the mother possibly say to defend herself?
imerichello 18
Sorry to hear this, OP
owlishes 24
didn't mean to thumb this down clicked the wrong one. sorry.
Chicagoillinois 18
Maybe you should talk to your mom about appropriate behavior after the death of someone close...
Yazoo77 16
I am so sorry for your loss. I really hope your mother was making a realllly shit joke.
jerryj 27
Her mother is shit. Plain and simple.
King_ibloK 12
I'm so sorry for your loss OP, my prayers go out to you
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sorry about your loss. That's really horrible what your mother said.
johnrdz3 24
I'm sorry for your loss. That's the worst thing ever to lose a Bestfriend. Your mom needs to get her priorities straight and try making you feel etter
Steve97 32
This is one of the saddest fml's I've ever read I'm sorry for your loss op and hope you're feeling better.
Cassandra2015 21
1 or 9 years , someone's grieving process is at their own level . sorry for your loss OP.
megansheeran 21
I can't imagine the pain you must be feeling. I'm so sorry for your loss.