Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
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Top comments
c0w 0
Just because you're calling 911 on your cell doesn't mean you're exempt from doing something incredibly dangerous. Next time, pull over to the side of the road, call 911, and keep other people out of danger.
Lauriebug 0
Haha. Oh Karma, thou art a heartless bitch.
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Comments (102)
Lauriebug 0
Haha. Oh Karma, thou art a heartless bitch.
noobgang7 5
Did you pass?
InvaderVader 0
so right! Fyl for being a Snitch
tounces7 28
A snitch? On someone who could potentially kill people? Would you rather not be a snitch, or save some family of kids from death if that a-hole ran into them?
c0w 0
Just because you're calling 911 on your cell doesn't mean you're exempt from doing something incredibly dangerous. Next time, pull over to the side of the road, call 911, and keep other people out of danger.
crazy_cat_lady 0
Ha ha!!! You could have pulled over and made the calll, but instead you put other people in danger! Great job!
hahasuckers 0
and that is why dialling and driving is illegal in the uk.. YDI.
ZombieVampirez 24
You get fined Hella money in washington. Haha
average_girl 0
#2 is right. y would u take ur eyes of the road stupid! i dnt have a license and i kno u never take ur eyes off the road... wowww.. maybe that swerving driver had dropped his phone too! u never kno! sheesh
suxs4ulol 22
mabey you should learn to spell. sheesh.
BTR_lover 1
#99; He/she said they don't even have a license. Which leads me to believe they're too young to be on here anyways. (:
Lesbiantrash 8
Maybe you should too!
pelica 0
Trying to make a phone call on the freeway in dangerous enough... but fishing under your seat too?? Um dangerous.
endless63 2
Hmm yes you put yourself in danger as well as others
ElzhiPreface 0
It wasn't THAT THAT THAT bad to call while driving... you still shouldn't do it. But dam boy, getting the phone under your seat while driving... too far, too far...
guitardedman 0
thats rough.... one of the few i actually think is FML worthy
Chatspeak 0
#1 makes no sense at all.. the persons not heartless..they wanted to help others. but next time, you should pull over because Im sure you realized...you can hurt people.
fmlcomment 2
um...he's not calling the OP heartless. He's calling karma heartless.