Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
People like your brother don't realize they're the real losers. Winners wait for the right person.
klutz44 28
I agree, winner do wait for the right person. I will also add that the "right person" might not be their only person. And that's totally fine (and normal and healthy). 14 is very very young and my opinion is that you aren't going to find your right person at that age.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I see what you're saying, but I didn't really mean it like that. I was mostly emphasizing what I said about OPs brother being the actual loser in this situation since he was mocking the op for being a virgin at 25, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
DjeePee 25
The only important thing in this subject is OP's own opinion. Don't you mind being virgin or are you one by choice? Perfect, ignore your brother and carry on. But if it's incredible bothering you: work on your dating skills instead of trying to gain sympathy on the webz. I also love how everyone is bashing his brother's sexuality here. So 19th century.
brocho 26
14 IS too young to be having sex, though. The whole point is that there's nothing wrong with being a virgin at any age.
TheMathMajor 26
My boyfriend was 21 when we started dating and he had never kissed anyone before me. This wasn't by choice, just that through his high school years no one was interested in him, and when he started becoming more "dateable" as he matured, there were a few years that he wasn't interested in anyone he had met romantically. We met on OKC, so he had been looking. It just happens sometimes and there's nothing wrong with it :) OP, as long as you're happy with your life, don't worry about it. And try online dating!
young_stud 14
what does that make you for dating a guy no one else wants?
Tyrez 32
I'm in the same boat as you. But honestly I'm a bit disgusted whenever I hear kids like that having sex and boasting about it. For some reason people glorify that stuff even though I'm confident it is much harder being alone. Oh, and next time that little **** makes fun of you make sure to hurt him please ;)
aprilnb1 18
For whatever reason you haven't had sex take pride in having something you can't get back once it's lost.
beeferjay 34
it's not the quantity, it's the quality of sex you should be concerned about.... little teeny boppers, psh
Stillalex_fml 7
dude , there are so many conservatives, don't let this bother you
melpower 23
Slap that bitch. Hard. OP don't mind him, the time will come for you. Who cares if you never kissed a girl? What matters is that special moment when it comes, with that special someone.
BlackyxRose 11
Hey it's ok OP I'm an 18 year old female and I've never been kissed by a guy, you are not alone, although your brother doesn't sound very nice.. And the fact he isn't a virgin :(
LadyLuck93 20
Don't rush, keep your first kiss for someone special. **** this generation everyone wants to be players n shit, who looses their virginity first.. fkn discusting. You are one in a kind. Dont let his ruthless attitude get to you. Infact be proud of yourself that you are not like the rest of them assholes.
TheMathMajor 26
That isn't exactly a generational thing, more of a young human thing. It's not a bad thing to explore your sexuality early as long as you know what you are doing and are safe. It definitely reflects poorly on him, though, for bragging.
olpally 33
I was a virgin till age 25, no worries op. It just makes it that more special. You do it when you feel it's right.
tamesenicole 27
Guess I'm not the only late bloomer