Burny
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
abc123
Marysville, United States
Messy
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Un1ucky
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Cooked
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
cnkk07
United States
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Anonymous
Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Chloramine time
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smoked
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
Top comments
RockPrincess26 16
People, you aren't Sims. You can't just abandon one task to do another and not suffer the consequences. No one is controlling your ever function and will be able to replace your stuff. They also can't just use a cheat to give you the money you've lost.
joshszz_fml 27
Looks like that 'how to multitask' article you sent him earlier really paid off.
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joshszz_fml 27
Looks like that 'how to multitask' article you sent him earlier really paid off.
exileonmainst 16
Did he cook the horse and pregnant goat you bought without consulting him?
RockPrincess26 16
People, you aren't Sims. You can't just abandon one task to do another and not suffer the consequences. No one is controlling your ever function and will be able to replace your stuff. They also can't just use a cheat to give you the money you've lost.
davecross 11
Your partner need to pay attention that how houses get burnt down. You should buy him cooking for dummies
Christina Winden 22
Or "Common Sense: What it is and How to Get it."