Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
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BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
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Comments (201)
sandracore 15
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that's what you get for eating at a place called cockroach café
Ainarr 29
I'm guessing these comments are what happens when you're pressured into getting first post. That's disgusting though, tell the manager.
HowAreYouToday 34
I think things could've been worse... OP could have found a cockroach without the roach.
ebonyirony 29
20- I heard about that story! I guess once you cut them off you have the balls to cook and sell.
b00ms 1
Wtf?
Abbeygale 8
OP - I think if I hadn't already then I'd actually make myself throw up after that meal, I couldn't handle the thought of eating something that a cockroach has been all over .___.
xJackson 1
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That cockroach must be hungry!
hama806 19
In some countries cockroaches are a delicacy...just a thought.
Hershey903 5
I'd rather eat Randy.
BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
ColdplaySucks 18
Who orders ramen to-go anyway? Packaged Korean/Japanese ramen =
mrshutcherson123 3
You don't say!
makeupjunkie 5
I would report them to the health inspectors.
cajekraze 7
OP should call the health department immediately. @45 - Not top ramen like you get 5 for $1. Similar noodles, but better broth and with added veggies and meat
kissandcontrol01 20
He could mean ramen like Soba noodles. It's similar and it's not quite that 5 for a $1 stuff your thinking of.
ASD_K 11
Think of it. The cockroach may be a symbol... For their budget.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Exactly, why would you want to get food from them, even for free, when they clearly have sanitary issues? You should have requested for a refund and GTFO
MDTeddy 13
They gave back the same ramen noodles. they just took it to seem like they gave a shit and then gave it back.
toenibbler 14
Extra protein!
ASD_K 11
Oh hi, Bear Grylls.
Natalle11 6
And it's a delicacy in some countries!
JudgeTroll 6
Don't forget to drink your own piss!
ArielTheMermaid 17
OP I think you should just sue, especially because that happened not once, but twice. That's just so unsanitary
KiiwiiRox 6
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That usually happens when customers are jerks. Were you a jerk? If not, then you should send them a gift. Maybe a box full of live spiders?
yankfan89 27
No matter how big of a jerk someone is nobody deserves a cockroach in their food.
yelz 16
. **** your life OP, make sure you report the restaurant
rizzybear 4
Judging by your comment #5 you seem to have a lot of experience with restaurants thinking you're a jerk. Just because you feel that sending a box of spiders for revenge would be funny doesn't mean the OP needs to sink to your level.
Canchan 12
So , by your logic you have to not be a jerk but then be a jerk ? The restaurant was disgusting , but sending them a box of live spiders would be just as bad . What if those same spiders ended up in your food ?
KiiwiiRox 6
Actually people do do that, at least a cockroach is better than spit or pubic hairs. I've seen people do it to asshole customers. And yes, I would send spiders to them if I had that done to me, but then again I'm not a bitch to people who make or deliver my food so I don't worry about it.
AssassinsCRB 0
25, there are lots of people that deserve way worse than that. I'm not saying that just being a jerk is enough though.
birdmanjr 1
158, in what universe is a cockroach better than spit? A cockroach vs. pubic hair is debatable, but I would much rather they spit in my food than burry a roach in it.
ekb777 13
Yeah I work at a fast food restaurant, and when customers are especially rude I've seen coworkers spit in food, throw it on the ground and remake it, wipe sweat on the food, etc. I've personally never done anything like that, but it does happen. Pardon this cliche, but you don't want to bite the hand that feeds you. You don't know if they'll put cockroaches in your food, or unseen nasties like spit or sweat...
Nicole67192 2
Just to find it in ur food
j4gerb0mblitz 6
They're too cheap to replace it yet instead of just removing the cockroach they hide it?
goose12321 11
I got the impression there was more than one cockroach, not the same one?
random_jay 6
OP did put quotations around "replace" implying that they thought it was the same cockroach.
Mearemoi 14
Looks like you won't be ordering from there anymore...
dashizam 10
Nah, he just needs some lessons from bear grylls first. "Hey, why are there noodles with my cockroach? Waiter!"
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
flutter4 7
He should turn them in before someone finds something worse than a cockroach in their food.
Ferretface 13
Was it dead?
Natalle11 6
Does it matter? It's an unsanitary bug anyway. It's really just nasty to have in your food!
jetsown08 21
To be honest, I would have left and never come back after the first incident. That is beyond disgusting. I can only imagine their ramen bowl they have in the kitchen is infested with cockroaches.
simonsaysYDI 8
Yeah... I don't know why you would trust the second bowl. If I was even still hungry I wouldn't want to eat there... but if I had, I would have picked through the second bowl like 80 times before I even took a bite.