Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8
Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
nonsensical 26
Hahaha that's craziness....... Yes.
kewpiesuicide 29
In burlesque they call it glerpes. It's impossible to get rid of and it will get everywhere
DragonDude 24
Now that would be metal.
wct1188 15
at MANSON shows he prefers to have the crowd face their assholes to him.
demonwolfmaster 26
Fairy herpes is another name for this evil stuff.
riffehunter 16
believe me, there is no place safe from glitter, it gets everywhere.
gobiteme2 34
Probably just came from work as a plumber.
KenB99 15
weird stuff happens when Marilyn Manson is involved
brownstain 12
hahaha
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
nonsensical 26
Who the hell wears pants to a concert?? Don't speak nonsense.
CAC_Boomerang 24
And a Marilyn Mansen concert at that too...
Kittyphysics 21
have you never come into contact with glitter? that shit gets EVERYWHERE whether you want it to or not
Taolan 23
That's what you get for attempting a glitter cannon enema at a Marilyn Manson concert.
Sandsh8rk 36
Was he trying to be one of The Beautiful People?
johobus28 26
I think he was just trying to realize that sweet dreams are made of this
booze_n_bitches 37
Why are you still looking? Just let your wiping stay fabulous, not really a FYL.
blackman303 11
Now you can say kiss my shiny ass
TheMalygos 21
Always look on the bright side OP! Like @7 does!
Araj_Hs 19
Glitter creampie?
keiNan_fml 35
Into the fire Into the fire Into the fire Into the fire Fire, ohh Into the fire Fire, ohh
MooseKnuckle503 11
Shower? You gosta spread Dat Shit!
XSeraphinX 18
How...?