Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Top comments
kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
SpectSelf 0
juggalos are the biggest losers in the world. trailer trash wannabes. ****** clowns.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
stereotypes are so funny, I never grew up in a trailer park and I don't plan on being a clown and I'm a juggalo.:) I doubt I'm a loser when I do plan on attending college at MI this summer and have made high grades in school throughout the years.
bezach 0
juggalo means you like icp you probably like a band or two so I'm just going to assume without knowing that your pregnant in a trailer with six kids wearing a mcdonalds uniform and smoking as you scratch away at instantlottery tickets. you know, cause you like music and all.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
pretty much what bezach said. oh Icp wears clown make up. Let's see Kiss wears makeup, hell they pretty much started it. Alice Cooper, many black metal bands such as Behemoth, Belphagor ect.. I have been to many concerts and I can tell you ICP fans are not the only ones that do it.
SpectSelf 0
self righteous assholes are funny too
khlinka 0
Wow you're hilarious.. I'd rather be hanging out with the "trailer trash" than all the hypocritical assholes like yourself who don't even know anything about juggalos. Juggalos are some of the nicest people I've ever met. Its a shame that so many shitty people have to treat them like dirt when they don't ever hurt anyone else.
stewie13_666 0
like your bitch ass self?
chaoticnh 0
your a clown ****
his_juggalette 0
go freaking google it!!!!
Sukismama 2
Wow your life seriously is ******,i hope for your sake and the rest of the worlds that you used protection and do not get pregnant. Why would you do such a thing?!
chelseybella 10
you get less stds from juggalos than gigolos and man ******. plus icp songs have hidden messages about the catholic religion and Christianity. how about you run your mouth elsewhere. to all those 'Los and 'lettes out there: MMFWCL! whoop whoop!
egamage 0
ROFL alan you cracked me up with the "srsly guys" :D
NavyAvi 0
with or without facepaint?
Awahso 25
So?
aznmex21 3
dont you mean jiggalo?
SteelCladAngel 0
juggalo as in icp fan or did op misspell the word for male prostitute? lol
tyty_kaytee 5
**** the juggalo haters . woop woop !! down with the clown .