Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Top comments
kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
dreamering 16
Your VJ must have really been in flames.
his_juggalette 0
hunny im skinny and if you think trying to say all this will prove anything your wrong i may b a girl but i can sure kick your ass any where and any time.. and ask my husband im in his bed getting laid unlike you your in and out of other girls bed getting std's
chaoticnh 0
Internet threats: haven't worked since 1973 (that's the same year the Internet was created/born/came about)
his_juggalette 0
they arent threats unless i follow thru with it!
LittlestV 28
If you follow through with something then it's an action, not a threat. *sigh.*
misstamz 0
hunny, that's what we call an empty threat
ProhibitionRose 14
correct me if I'm wrong here but being married and being in a relationship are two different things. and threatening people on the Internet over a band is THE dumbest thing in the world.
theubersauceness 1
98, I love you no ****
tweetbaby14 18
74, please be silent. first of all, no one cares how "skinny" you claim to be. second, being a female doesn't mean you, automatically, don't know how to hold your own in a fight. third, I highly doubt you're "getting laid" right now or at all. people that actually do have sex don't normally go around telling everyone because they know no one will give a rat's ass. I guess what I'm really trying to say is this: shhh.
portablecupid 3
his_juggalette 0
and if your a kottonmouth kings fan sorry to say they are juggalos too and if your in vegas i bet you will see atleast 10 to 15 juggalo at that concert!! juggalette for life!!!
larsen801 0
KmK doesn't automatically make you a jugallo. get you facts straight.
Riddel 3
condoms, lol, how do they work?
frankgrimes 4
you surely can't ask your mom. or else she would of used one when she had you
OrgasmicBunnies 9
you sure could ask your mom how failed abortions happen because you would be the product of one.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
that comment was at frank^
frankgrimes 4
stop complaining at least you got some. what's worse is if you didn't wear a condom.
twiztid_lette_71 0
Bitch, you don't know anything about juggalos........if anything I feel sorry for him for screwing around with someone like you. I mean, everyone gets desperate every now and then. I would at least think that a juggalo would have better taste.......whoop whoop MMFWCL 2 DA FAM
jkissinger5 0
WHOOP WHOOP!
thaney18 0
what's a juggulo?
ashleymarielouis 0
hey now. from my experience, juggalos will do you right (; get emmmm!
misstamz 0
My condolences