Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
amazed
Frisco, United States
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
kut19 6
it's giggalo, not juggalo.
stewpididiot 11
no. it's Juggalo..& # 11 is still right !!
ashleymarielouis 0
It's most definitely Juggalo.
sweetsam2005 2
no its juggalo... google it! they are 2 different things!
mrbattleman 10
you think your life is ******? you probably smudged his clown makeup! who's life is ****** now?
kyy38 0
ahahahah that was funny
BabbiiLovvee 0
you're so right.
Skorne 5
I'd rather have sex with a gigolo than a juggalo.
saltypirate 0
I'd rather have sex with an ESKIMO
amuck 0
Lmfao
alaskababy907 11
excuse me? i'm eskimo, what are you trying to say here?
Tadeusz_fml 5
140; yeah I thought that was a little racist too. The correct word is 'inuit.' Unless he's talking about that one specific tribe, of course. But yes, that was racist, uncalled for, and those that voted it up are jerks.
chillinAK 9
907 is Fairbanks.....which is my location. Most Inuits are quite a bit north of here. Just saying ya know.
alexFYL 11
Inuits are a type of Eskimo but not all Eskimos are Inuits.
ashtin85 0
I think #46 said that because it rhymed. I don't think he meant for it to be racist.
caaklove 0
I agree with 215. 46 didn't mean anything by it. just trying to be clever.
ILoveEggnog 7
What if she's Yupik?
muin 12
180- 907 is all of Alaska. There are tribes all over Alaska as well. So explore the state a little before you try to be wise.
katiegurl19512 10
I'd **** a juggalo any day!
DynamicDave 11
You also probably have like 15 STDs known to man, and two known to fish.
ThisRandomChild 0
U poor desperate thing :( well at least it wasnt a he-she... Right?
portablecupid 3
@#24 That, sir or madam, is what we call "transphobia". And it makes you an asshole.
Tannre 1
**** you all. mmfwcl4l.
FMLephant 2
Woop Woop!
taetae169 0
you suck
baileybug03 0
Ive listened to ICP, and there pretty good. Ive listened for about a year.
Ardelmonte 0
your a fag and a disgrace to the human race
bumblesmurf 0
juggalos are gay
sparklethelette 6
hell yeah man **** these haters
theubersauceness 1
buncha crack head *****. listen to real music.
AmberGale13 0
for real
larsen801 0
I have no problems with juggalos, some of my best friends are juggalos.
msj1093 0
they have a song about gang banging a dead girl I think... who wouldn't love them??? ha Not
Twiztidbunny 0
yea I have many amazing friends that are juggalos , you u guys should shut the **** up.
chelseybella 10
whoop whoop!
Riddles66 0
Whoop Whoop!!
Lette_4_Life 2
Whoop whoop!
Mr_mur_der 0
Whoop whoop!
stewie13_666 0
**** these bitch ass haters! whoop whoop!
Cv2 0
um.....be happy you had sex?
thatnucca 36
Does his pimp wear a lot of disguises? lol
Eckristen 1
Dear god i hope you meant Gigolo. which is still pretty bad, but not as bad as a juggalo. "******* magnets, how do they work?"
Rusty325 4
I don't wanna talk to a scientist
dudeitsdanny 10
Or Google "sex with a juggalo" and cry yourselves to sleep every night =)
Tannre 1
I'm a juggalo. so **** you.
gabiec124 0
what is that
yarbles 3
The ultimate failure in life
tkbtm 0
why would you announce that?
bezach 0
agree with 35, I'm sure very few of you if any would go to an icp concert and go around saying this shit to anyone with a white face.
misstamz 0
You're a juggalo, so **** you
Juggalette_623 9
MMFWCL XD
Schlimpikins 0
Wouldn't go to an icp concert for the simple fact that wear not weirdos.. but to each his own, if you like it, then... I guess... do it?
OceanBreathesSal 5
63, 35s picture says it all...