Today, I tested positive for Covid, which I got from my boyfriend. Who got it from the chick he cheated on me with. At least it's not an STI. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML
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Top comments
idragosani 17
If he got it while having sex with the side chick, yeah, that makes it an STI
Bogrbon 27
I mean, a quick antibiotic-treatable STI may not have as many long-term effects (with prompt treatment) as COVID. Hope that you recover quickly and kick that man to the curb.
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Comments (6)
Grizz8831 14
would it be considered a STV? also your man's a hoe.
RichardPencil 32
For all practical purposes, it is an STD. If your consolation prize in all this is the technicality that it's not, well, that's just sad.
idragosani 17
If he got it while having sex with the side chick, yeah, that makes it an STI
Bogrbon 27
I mean, a quick antibiotic-treatable STI may not have as many long-term effects (with prompt treatment) as COVID. Hope that you recover quickly and kick that man to the curb.
SirEnigM0nk 22
I'm sorry this happened :( Your boyfriend is a covidiot. Get some social distancing with a swift boot to his ass.
Brightside86 31
Depends how get got it. The CVC had an official announcement to discourage people from eating booty because covid spreads easily that way.