Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
amazed
Frisco, United States
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
Mattsta123 5
I bet that was smoking hot
Juggalette_623 9
Aren't they always? ;D
lessthanlife 2
I'm a juggalo, so this only made me laugh :D
denisa_fml 5
Ewww WTF
SadikOnuska 0
But did it split your head in half? I'm a Juggalo too bro
Tannre 1
hahaaa MMFWCL bro.
saltypirate 0
or, you can actually spell out the whole word. People won't know that srlsy mean seriously
ebxr82nv 2
don't you mean jiggalo, or was he working as a clown in the circus at the time?
HugoBosss_fml 0
Juggalo - Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics. LOL
icantthinkofgood 5
This is the best/worst FML I have ever read.
Blueglasscup 18
One lined FMLs are usually the best! -adds to favourites-
theubersauceness 1
are you kidding?? they're a bitch to click on lol I spent literally like 30 secs just trying to click on it
IndigoFuckYou 9
WHOOP WHOOP!
SlackR 0
Whoop Whoop WCL