Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I started my job at a kids summer camp. The first little girl to arrive told me to close my eyes and open my hand because she had a "surprise" for me. Yep, a dead, decomposed sparrow covered in all sorts of bugs sure is a surprise. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, it was the last day of camp. I told my friends we should exchange e-mail addresses so we could stay in touch. Apparently, they all had already exchanged their contact info. Nobody asked me for one piece of my contact info even once during the entire six weeks. FML
Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
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Top comments
guitarchic12 0
Well.. I guess if no one found you...you won! Jk FYL
9inchesSoft 11
They probably do it to all the new people that work there so I wouldn't be too worried.
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Comments (103)
Mischief109 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I see... You're THAT guy!! And by guy I mean girl..
saintsrocksocks 10
Then why did you say guy?
MissMae93 23
1 - Uhm, ha... ha? :/ I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or what.
JimSweatshirt 6
If i were Jason Voorhees i'd kill you first
jillybee101 7
Was this an attempt to be funny?
musicluvr2000 11
Reactions to OP's comment: 1) WTF??! 2) idiot much? 3) is she trying to be FUNNY??! O.o
alexwarfield333 1
Wtf?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Reactions to 50's comment: 1.) Not Funny. 2.) Not Funny. 3.) Not Funny.
_Oblivion_ 12
This guy is hilarious! Please, please, tell us another knee slapper and by knee slapper, I mean something actually funny.
aimeesea75 16
And you're THAT douchebag! And by douchbag, I really mean douchebag.
klx125cross 9
Haha
fuzz97 23
It says on #50's profile that her "sense of humor is too sophisticated for many morons out there." How ironic.
paddy4169 5
Well it seems that we can also deem 50's spelling to be more 'sophisticated' for the many morons out there to understand as well. "remind me IN why"-I rest my case as my unintelligible self was not able to understand this sophisticated sentence structure, what a moron I must be. 50 you're a wanker.
paddy4169 5
Oh and for all the people who don't know what a wanker is (Americans) as it is a colloquial Australian/English term, it means someone who is really into themselves.
jillybee101 7
83- I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking about your comment; what in the bloody hell? Do you take us for a bunch of imbeciles? Holy baby Jesus you're thick.
thgiL 9
83 - good work stereotyping Americans, another classic case of that. No ones getting sick of that...
kyrie_eleison 2
Hello, I'm an American, and I just want to tell you that your comment is totally wrong! You should really do your research before you try to "educate" people...
BubbleGrunge 18
**** 'em OP. It's just summer camp, and it'll be over soon!
MCRaddict15 15
They were probably jealous that the kids would like OP better than them.
freshberries22 17
Yea it will be over soon op they played a cruel joke but at least you have a great hiding spot for the next time you play
Lrigglez 7
This is where you say "I got a game we can play, it's called burn the kids who ****** me over!!!!". Then u catch there cabin on fire and walk away into the night laughing the whole time.
greenie213 23
47 your sick. I'm not even kidding.
_Oblivion_ 12
47 You are one sick evil **** just saying
patrickalamo 48
Reverse snipe hunt.
StayClassyLassy 6
It wasn't even the kids fault #47.
guitarchic12 0
Well.. I guess if no one found you...you won! Jk FYL
buck33 14
OP's a winner in my book.
MelTheGreat 23
Does anyone else have to pee right when they start to hide?
delilah09 6
I hate that! That always happens !!
9inchesSoft 11
They probably do it to all the new people that work there so I wouldn't be too worried.
suxs4ulol 22
Same Idea at the summer camps I work at.
themarshal_fml 6
Well you're still the winner, right?
DerpinaDerpton 8
I don't think that small victory means anything to the OP. They should have ice cream instead.
Helloilike_lacro 8
Do u get paid cuz if you do Ur gettin paid to relax do cheer up
youjustmademelol 4
Learn English. Am I dumb or did no one else understand what that person said?
jillybee101 7
35- I have absolutely no idea what he said. But he managed to spell 'illiterate' correctly. Mind=blown.
LawSixx 11
Maybe your a buzz killington.
Shrike 24
Your grammar makes my eyes bleed.
LawSixx 11
Good for you. Want a cookie? And it was suppose to be a Family Guy reference, but you don't seem to get it since you wanna be a Nazi grammar instead of laughing it out.
Schizomaniac 24
Yeah, Shrike. You damn Nazi grammar.
Shrike 24
Son, the only thing that needs laughing out is the dick from your throat. Get literate or get the **** out.
kidepicfest 0
That last sentence is going to be my future battle cry.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Shrike = /thread.
guy24 9
What did you do? Surely it was not random.
ManInTheMachine 20
Co-workers can be dicks OP, but nobody said the workplace was the most enjoyable! At least you got to put a smile on the children's faces. Now go through every FML on the site. You get a badge if you do.
Mauskau 36
I've read every FML on the site over the years, do I get a badge?
chocolatepandas 2
They were so jealous of your amazing hiding skills.