Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
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Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
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Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
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WCARlover 35
...this is not a good FML to read on a day when I'm planning to take my first snowboarding lesson
tygerarmy 35
On the plus side, now you can learn to be ambidextrous.
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tygerarmy 35
On the plus side, now you can learn to be ambidextrous.
WCARlover 35
...this is not a good FML to read on a day when I'm planning to take my first snowboarding lesson
ExtremeEncounter 32
My first time got moved from today to next weekend.
WCARlover 35
Good luck! I didn't break anything but it was definitely tough. Falling down and getting back up probably like 30 times is quite the workout
abNormal62 23
You will be okay Get a grip with the other hand... at least for a while
iswearimhuman 12
Adapt before natural selection takes you out. But hey, being ambidextrous sounds cool right?
cumminsncope 4
Oh darn, it seems we've lost the use of the crank mit. Time to get acquainted with the stranger connected to your other arm.
cootiequeen4444 11
I broke my left wrist in grade school and I'm a lefty and I could still kinda write with my left hand, a bit messier than usual as my wrist wasn't movable creating an obstacle. Still better than my right handed writing, however. Though it was kinda close... My dom/left handed writing with even a healthy wrist my hand writing was a bit on the chicken scratch side of things..
Citlali Eva Álvarez 1
I feel you, man ??
DatPurpleCow 11
I understand. I was going skiing, and before I even got to the ski lift, my ski got caught in the snow, causing me to fall and sprain my MCL, and bruise the bone. I had to be in a brace for 2.5 months