lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kiwi
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
briiiiiiii123
Buffalo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
forewhatnow
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
pchis4ever
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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LarryMyster 7
Did you aleast get a soda with that combo? Because if not, you deserve it.
hordriss 14
KFC - you're left with nothing but a feeling of shame and a greasy box.
Wizzlbang 10
Was he wearing it, or were you?
walter_jackson 3
Ur life is a shitty porno...hey look on the bright side though at least your in it (:
FMLkoala 28
Wait you had sex with a guy your not even dating?
kwyk 23
Why would a koala care?
morella_xx 29
This might blow your little koala mind, but it is possible for humans (male AND female) to enjoy sex for sex's sake.
FMLkoala 28
This might blow your larger but more unused human mind but we use all our brain therefore have a higher iq than the average human
morella_xx 29
The idea that humans only use a tiny percentage of their brain is a myth, which you'd know if you weren't in a perpetual state of drunkenness from chewing eucalyptus.
Dewoe 18
#45, go back to church!
chloem103 9
What? You agreed though so why is this an fml? Did he have a wardrobe change quickly?
emuexport 4
Did you use the cleaning moist towelettes afterwards ????
jw90 18
Hey if that's your fantasy OP, more power to ya.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Mmm, tastes like chicken!!!!
WhiteCrimson 23
Would you like some sauce with that? Lol