Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
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Comments (108)
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
PantyGAMES 10
I wish my real estate agent uncle would have thought of this when he was homeless for like three weeks. "Buy this house! Being homeless sucks; trust me!"
Gingerette 8
#1, that's great advice. I like your positive attitude; you're going places, kid.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
Agreed with 80. You are definitely going places, man.
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
not_a_robot 15
Sometimes you just can't fix what went wrong in a marriage. Sometimes people just don't love their significant other anymore. I hope you are able to put it behind you and continue your life unobstructed, best of luck.
claudio117 12
Well hope your clients don't find out.
DocBastard 40
Why not? It isn't like OP is a spouse-choosing counselor. Think about it - marriage counselors only deal with problems AFTER people have chosen the wrong person.
TheDrifter 24
Most marriage counselors are militantly feminist divorcees, some of them multiple times. It's often that first hand experience that leads them to try to help others as a counselor.
dillonManning 9
Ohh the irony.
Despereaux 15
Chin up, OP. Some marriages just aren't meant to be. That doesn't mean you still can't do your job well.
Medd_fml 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Try 'can't still' instead of 'still can't'.
graceinsheepwear 34
41, because it changes the meaning. Still can't implies OP never did his job well.
Medd_fml 13
Thank you #60.
mackdeezy 22
Magneto would have fun with that irony
bigNaKeD 9
Pathetic joke
Zarcissa 34
I think this one was pretty clever actually. I like X-men. But at least you now have the experience of divorce - hopefully your next marriage is a better one! :) Maybe consider taking some time off work if the divorce is having a bad effect on you?
sscookie 13
those who can't do, teach.
iLike2Teabag 27
Does that go for my sex ed teachers too?
ariachan_fml 3
Well they cant DO you so they have to TEACH you... ill be quiet now...
AGB10 19
Agreed. That's why they call what they do a "practice".
blackonblight 33
Well, if you were in the same kind of shitty abstinence only sex-ed I got they can't teach either...
azisles02 17
Exactly #7. I had a "Child Development" professor who was a child councilor, ect his kids refused to talk to him & they were in their late teens/20s. What was funny was when he would criticize parenting methods some of my classmates used on their kids, yet they were some of the best behaved kids who loved their parents.
babygrrl257 11
Well, now you have experience and actually understand how they're feeling.
mrsmcscruggs 5
Time to find a new occupation. Doesn't seem you're all that qualified to council married couples.
Voij 16
Actually, most marriage counselors know that there are certain differences that simply cannot be overcome, even with the best counceling available. For example when one partner likes blue ink, the other one prefers black ink. Impossible to mediate here.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Actually, that's not true. There are people who, when told about certain situations in relationships or marriages, are able to tell the other person great advice on how to handle it. These people often just don't know how to apply their advice to their own life. Just because someone is divorced doesn't mean they aren't qualified to help other marriages.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That was in response to #9, by the way. I believe the situation I described in my previous comment is a certain kind of logical fallacy; not 100% sure, though.
queerdragon 20
It takes two people to fix a marriage. Op might have tried their hardest, but their partner did not want to try. There are many reasons to end a marriage. It does not mean Op is a bad therapist, it just means bad things happen to people.
vegas_jose 18
Irony defined
blackonblight 33
No, no it isn't. Irony would be if the marriage counsellor were in the 30th year of a failed marriage where no one is happy and both individuals have come to hate each other but refuse to either divorce or attempt to reconcile.