Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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YDIdouche 0
AWESOME!
Aldrahil 0
... Nice one, Ace.
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Comments (204)
YDIdouche 0
AWESOME!
Hunthas 17
oh chuck you farley, you and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo and see is I shiv a git
Jessicaa96145 0
lmfaoo.. op. gay nmeans happy too, but that made me laugh. FYL XD
hairt 4
I think you wanted to say "I'm ok" but sad "I'm kay(gay)" accidentaly?? haha
DubstepMasta 18
And I think that you skipped english class when you were in school.
Aldrahil 0
... Nice one, Ace.
isallwaysme 27
i meant to say "peanuts please" but ended up saying "penis please" before hahahah
elliebutton 0
Curse those Frudian slips!
Ajorioles 0
Freudian. You are welcome
hypothetically 0
Congratulations, you're out!
PollySighDevil 0
We'll theoretically she would be MORE interested right? Women always want a gay friend... you can always explain your gaff later
xHaniffax 0
Omg I do things like that all the time when I'm thinking of 2 words and then merge them together and it sounds retarded ahah (Y)
Miss_Whipped 43
I usually scramble it and come up with things like, "gline of wass," or "bater of wottle." And upon attempts at correction, "wine of glass." It's horrendous.
Emyka 26
#203 took me a second to realise what was wrong with "wine of glass".
Draq 1
YDI because I said so.
24788 7
lol, I bet she wasn't having a good day after that either.
redbluegreen 41
Bloody brilliant. #4, and it saves you from the possible future breakup which might have resulted if he said something intelligent to score her digits. But, question, don't almost all cashiers smile? Regardless if they're cute or not?
Death_to_my_life 0
LOL flirting FAIL XD i bet shes gonna post an FML soon: Today a guy came into my store and when i said 'hello, how're you?' he immediately said he was gay. FML' now she has low self confidence!! XDD
ashurbanipal 0
ditto