Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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NotoriousMandog 0
I know he probably meant it in a bad way, but I've known a lot of really attractive girls who look better clothed, not to say they weren't attractive naked. Sometimes you focus more on their very beautiful face and they're clothes bring out the colors in they're hair and/or eyes. Even if he meant it in that way it's still a dick move to say.
Flora_fml 6
^ that is entirely cruel & uncalled for. Though at the same time, posting such a FML kinda opens one up for ridicule. Sorry, OP.
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Flora_fml 6
^ that is entirely cruel & uncalled for. Though at the same time, posting such a FML kinda opens one up for ridicule. Sorry, OP.
NotoriousMandog 0
I know he probably meant it in a bad way, but I've known a lot of really attractive girls who look better clothed, not to say they weren't attractive naked. Sometimes you focus more on their very beautiful face and they're clothes bring out the colors in they're hair and/or eyes. Even if he meant it in that way it's still a dick move to say.
GhettoWangstuh 0
i agree with #7, there are lots of girls that look better clothed. that in no way means they or you are ugly naked, just clothes help draw out colors, etc
Sure_Thing 0
Maybe he was trying not to sound like a huge perv by saying "I like you way better naked." I mean, people buy clothes to look nice, right? Besides, if he had sex with you, you're probably not Rosie O'Donnell or anything. Then again, I wasn't there, so who knows.
Dreyus 0
*Shrugs* Most males prefer women half naked in some provacative way - leaves something for the imagination. Nothing personal. Still....poor timed & worded. Ah well, can't have everything can we.
NorfolkDude 2
Well some guys like dressed or semi. I think the guy was respecting you rather than the opposite of what you're thinking. I wouldn't really stress it that much. However, I suppose to a girl, the thought that they aren't good looking in anything can lead to bad feelings, but you have to remember that people have different likes. Just thought I'd share that with you.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok. sure, there is a chance that this guy is complimenting your fashion sense, etc. but there's ALSO the chance that he was being an ASSHOLE and telling her he'd rather not...(i don't mean to be rude or anything but i'm just saying...) you can kinda tell by his tone of voice though so they are both PLAUSIBLE situations. just think about what the guy is really like, before you go any further with him...there's always red flags right?
Aethren 0
so apparently those pants DON'T make your ass look big.
midnyte 0
Next time, just try it with the lights off. Wait, if there is a next time...
Orion370 0
Thats not necessarily a bad thing. My ex gf just looked better dressed, and she was a knockout either way. There was just something about wanting to undress her I guess. I really cant put my finger on what made her so much more desirable dressed...