lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kiwi
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
briiiiiiii123
Buffalo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
forewhatnow
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
pchis4ever
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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Comments (184)
challan 19
I usually pay with cash, but whatever works for ya.
jondivey 9
Its her prerogative.
bdub31 11
Nice.
lambda_fml 40
How was his Kentucky Fried Chicken?
brn_baby_brn 15
Sorry what?
Sweet_Meli 11
So you have a fetish for KFC employees, no big deal :p No but really, you owe us the whole story , something's definitely missing haha
chosha_fml 27
And what was HE wearing?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Right? I can't figure out whether OP was wearing the KFC costume, or if the guy was... :P
MidnaLink 35
Definitely him.
mariepastyglue 30
This is not an Fml, this is you being desperate for the D. I'm also assuming you were outdoors, otherwise he probably would have taken off the uniform, one more guess is that you were also in a Kfc uniform. Well at least you had sex, I guess.. Did you at least get a coupon for a nice big bucket?
chosha_fml 27
Did he finger and lick you good?
buckdharma 38
Was this on your bucket list?
Enslaved 38
"You Can Leave Your Hat On". :P
HiImNew 3
You chose to do it, why the **** are you complaining?
RedPillSucks 33
Sometimes people only realize how low they've sunk until after they've sunk.
fsomelife 26
Does he at least work there? Or at the very least, DID he?