Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Her new nickname for me is "Mr. Breakfast Sausage." FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, after I returned from business dinner at a hibachi restaurant, my wife decided she wanted sex for the first time in years on a weekday. We did it and I pooped a little on “our” stupid white comforter. FML
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peterblackmer91 12
It's not usually that great the first few times.
Bogrbon 27
As a man, it's important to me to go the extra mile to make sure my wife "get's there" and enjoys herself. If she has more fun doing it, then she's willing to do it more often, so it's kind of a win-win situation. Just help your partner understand that.
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Comments (16)
peterblackmer91 12
It's not usually that great the first few times.
RichardPencil 32
Bangers and mash?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Either it's a first time thing or you're asexual. Nothing wrong with either one, if you don't find yourself sexually attracted to anyone, celeb or people ya know, it's what it is. But it might also be the person youre with.
Chazzster 32
Good sex is a learned skill. And both partners have some responsibility for their own pleasure - Do not assume your pleasure is purely up to your partner. Chances are your partner was about as inexperienced as you. Real sex is not like the **** videos. It usually takes a female longer to “get there” than the male. As a woman, you are a lot more likely to “get there” from oral sex (To the ********), but there is no reason you cannot have it more than one way. Communication is key and in having enjoyable sex, your partner needs to know what turns you on, what feels good, and what doesn’t. Don’t just assume they know. Be diplomatic, but be honest. And listen to your partner too - Chances are that the more your partner enjoys the experience the more they will try to please you.
Regis Bent 12
If you're a girl, take this with a grain of salt as I'm a straight male and have never had sex with a male, but chances are that's going to happen a decent amount but you will find some guy/guys who will satisfy you a bit better
Bogrbon 27
As a man, it's important to me to go the extra mile to make sure my wife "get's there" and enjoys herself. If she has more fun doing it, then she's willing to do it more often, so it's kind of a win-win situation. Just help your partner understand that.
Nhayaa2.0 17
It's nice of you but women don't usually "get there" on their first times. It's more like it hurts, then it's numb, then you start enjoying it.
Jon Tessler 14
the first time for a woman is usually "unsatiafying". when you decide to have sex again, communicate with your partner, what turns you on to make sure your needs are met. most guys only think of themselves.
Max Gahmer 3
Usually feels better after a few times. trust me 😊
HazyC 8
Don't worry about it, nearly every girls first time is a bit of a let down. Practice makes perfect 😊
Warp1978 15
We've all been there 😁😄