Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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Comments (184)
soapmactavish82 8
I'm sorry
jrock9093 18
Really you want sympathy for having sex with some one you chose to have sex with! Your an idiot or a **** you chose!
worldclassrager 41
Just got home from work? Halloween costume?...follow up would be appreciated
Gingerette 8
... Why?
justin w 4
At least you got the experiencer, that is other person hardly to get.
ulissey_fml 22
Isn't it what KFC is for, getting a little bit on the side? Or is it bite ? ( no French pun intended here )
sora1616 8
Did you get a discount???
KaylaTackett 18
I don't feel sorry for you. Why would you do it if you're ashamed of it?
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
archertheo 15
You better believe it! You don't work the shaft and craddle the balls to not get popcorn chicken!