NSFW: Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included....

lyfisdyno 12 September 2013, 00:16 Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

kiwi 13 February 2009, 19:24 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Backhanded

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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briiiiiiii123 12 January 2015, 07:56 Buffalo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

You tried

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

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Anonymous 13 January 2011, 21:10 Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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notsohappy 18 February 2009, 21:14 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Anonymous 14 March 2021, 00:30 Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

First time

Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML

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forewhatnow 7 November 2009, 08:47 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Downhill from here

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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stillkindahorny 13 September 2011, 05:51 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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Anonymous 5 February 2012, 15:45 Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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confusedcatlover 6 April 2013, 11:42 London, United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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Anonymous 6 June 2011, 23:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

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Wizardo 34

12 September 2013, 09:02

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

bellydancer82 15

12 September 2013, 09:04

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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lemmalongsnail 15

12 September 2013, 14:18

He works at KFC, so what? In this recession he's lucky to even have a job - at least he works and earns his own wage rather than living on the dole. I really don't understand why this is an FML.