Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
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Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?
_kyleG_ 34
Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.
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Comments (53)
MissyPastaCreeps 16
He's a jerk.Don't listen to him op.
Mysterious_one 26
op seems to be a jerk, My guess he/she started picking on the homeless guy
Riku714 25
That's a very big assumption
hugozac88 22
At least he didn't bum bump you
StantheMan93 12
My take on this was that the homeless man saw OP with trashy clothes. The homeless man can't do anything about him being dirty and gross therefore he gets mad that OP chooses to look that way.
jkp1291 25
Because of FML I'm starting to suspect most homeless men are crazy.
swaftmasterj627 12
I would hope so
datkenna 20
That's when you know you look like shit
JKPwnage 27
A lot of them are drug addicts, so...
Roskie 16
Well, a site dedicated to stories of misfortune and stupidity isn't exactly the place to go for a positive depiction of people.
gracehi 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's just jealous because you have a home and he doesn't. Don't hate him. Pity him.
RenoTheRhino 30
Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?
randomguy76 14
Most likely was, according to the man OP was dealing with, being homeless is not an excuse for looking raggedy. He is obviously an upper-crust homeless man. They have a social ladder too.
randomguy76 14
He most likely was. He must have been a upper-crust homeless man. Who are we to deny homeless people of their own materialistic social ladder?
randomguy76 14
Oops, didn't realize it already sent
laurenswims13 24
What's up with homeless men and tier rude comments? He's probably just going through a rough time OP, don't take it to personally. I'm sure you look amazing
laurenswims13 24
Their**
buckstop1 37
To be fair, you only hear about the rude comments coming from homeless men on FML. Not very accurate to imply that they are like that.
buckstop1 37
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm confusing your comment with the intention of saying that all homeless men are that way, but it comes across that way. Sorry for any confusion.
_kyleG_ 34
Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.
AnOriginalName 19
What, just because he's homeless means he isn't allowed to have some self-respect?
_kyleG_ 34
Self-respect, sure. Everyone has their inherent human dignity. But a right to insult someone else just because they're going though a rough time? No.
Vestin 18
#6 If you like logic, on the other hand, most comments here are examples of the tu quoque fallacy. To quote Wikipedia: "although the person being attacked might indeed be acting inconsistently or hypocritically, such behavior does not invalidate the position presented". In other words - hobo may have a point.
Adrian_Robber 6
I'm not saying that all homeless people are dirty but this is very ironic.... And dont listen to him OP
hippodankamus 22
I would've said "Look who's talking, pal." Just ignore him OP.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
Some people just like to hurt others to feel better about themselves.
Liamj774 36
Sounds like he came from the YouTube comment section