Today, after I ordered a sextoy on Amazon, it’s the only cancelled order I’ve had an issue not receiving a refund with quickly. Now I may need to talk to customer service about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, someone stole my Amazon delivery of stress balls from my apartment’s mail room. Now I’m more stressed than before about my stuff getting stolen, and have no stress ball to help. FML
Today, I finally broke and ordered a male sex toy, as though masturbating due to chronic singledom wasn’t sad enough, now I need a fleshlight to try and make the masturbating interesting enough to even bother anymore. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML
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Top comments
Razath 17
It's a sextoy, who cares? People have urges, people have sex, people **********. It's life. It's like being ashamed that you have to go take a crap.
Ubehage 32
So? It could be a gift. Nobody says it's for you. Just talk to them.
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Razath 17
It's a sextoy, who cares? People have urges, people have sex, people **********. It's life. It's like being ashamed that you have to go take a crap.
Ubehage 32
So? It could be a gift. Nobody says it's for you. Just talk to them.
Sdog 6
Generally you can text with Amazon on the app. Maybe that will be easier for you.
mccuish 25
It’s just a sex toy
RichardPencil 32
It's not like the Amazon employee you deal with is going to record your call for "training and quality control purposes" and then send the recording to all the radio stations in your town. I'm about 60% sure they'd never do that.
Yudith 28
Just like they certainly don't target sex toys as ideal "non-refundable" items believing most people will be too embarrassed to insist on the refund.
FuryWings 0
Oh my god. It’s 2023 and we can’t even talk to strangers about something that should be as normal as cutlery or pillows. It’s a natural urge and it’s healthy. Who cares if someone who doesn’t even know who you are hears that you’ve bought one?