grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Kitten
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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ClaireXX 0
I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...
Juggalette_623 9
.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>
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Comments (149)
Snow_Daisy 7
.....the hell?
ohmygoodnex 0
Is your daughter, perhaps, Blonde? Or starving. I know that if my mother starved me the first thing I'd eat would be play-doh. What color was it?
TruleighSadistic 0
you need to find her a hobby or a bf.. that or maybe shes a genius and we dont know it but she was discovering something amazing with play doh and the toaster.. haha wow.. i wonder if she still trys to stick her finger in the outlets
Pandacharm 0
I wouldn't of grounded her more like 'hahaha nice job princess! now go out and get a job so you can buy me a new damn toaster'
buttshapedfruit 0
she clearly has the brain mentality of a five year old. haha
your_face 15
So, she does something a little bit bad, and you jump all over it as a chance to brag about your genius daughter on FML, eh?
KaylaCrow 4
.....I'd put play doh in the toaster. At least it's not your wallet. :p
rachexl 0
she was probably high
marsty 0
I don't believe this one for a second.
samantha_durano 6
I ******* love play-doh.